The FRIENDS show is full of hysterical and dynamic characters. While struggling with personal and professional lives, they are totally relatable to us. Among them, Rachel Green is one of the most lovable characters because she says exactly what lots of us are thinking. Her one-liners are hilarious as she speaks for the fans of this show.
Some of the Rachel Green quotes from the show deserve some more recognition. So, here is the list of few best moments where Rachel spoke for everyone. Let’s check out:
The Pesky FICA
“Who is FICA, and why is he taking all my money?”
All of us get excited to receive our first paycheck, just like Rachel. We always expect it to be in numbers and it is disheartening when the FICA guy took all her money. It does make sense but everybody surely had this moment in their own way. Unfortunately, it is totally relatable and fans were thinking the same thing.
Boys And Relationships
Chandler: “Rachel, did it bother you when Ross flirted with other women?”Rachel: “No, it bothered me when he slept with other women.”
Regardless of what side of the ‘we were on a break’ debate fans are, Rachel, wins over with her witty comment. As soon as Chandler asked this question, there was only a matter of time before Rachel cleared it for all of us.
“It’s so typical! ‘I’m a man, I have a penis, I have to win money to exert my power over women.”
It is one of the best insults Rachel makes in the entire series. When the gang takes up poker and the girls keep losing, she says what every feminist fan is totally thinking at that moment. Of course, it’s not necessarily for every man out there but, she points out the mentality of many cismen.
The Bridesmaid Dress
“I can’t believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you’re nauseous!”
We all know that dress was funny and this is probably what every fan was thinking. And it became hilarious when Rachel admitted it herself. It surely wasn’t her best outfit in the entire series. At least, she admitted it and laughed with the gang.
“Everyone is getting married or pregnant or promoted and I’m getting coffee! And it’s not even for me!”
This quote sums up what half of the world is always thinking. Everyone has been in their 20s where friends are getting married and adulting, while some of us are still struggling to get our lives together. So, sometimes every one of us deserves to get relaxed and get ourselves a cup of coffee.
“No uterus, no opinion.”
In the episode, Joey takes Rachel to the hospital when she has stomach pain while pregnant. Ross and the doctor are quick to explain that it’s nothing. Rachel lashes back that men don’t know anything about pregnancy and how it really feels. And, an all-female fan is agreeing to this quote.
And The Laundry
“You know what I figure? If I can do laundry, there’s nothing I can’t do.”
Every FRIENDS fan relates with this quote when she said it with sheer pride. Folding clean clothes probably be the assuring feeling that you’re overpowering adulthood. These moments are not just relatable but funny too.
Ross (discussing baby names): “What about Ruth?” Rachel: “I’m sorry. Are we having an 89-year-old?”
Nothing is funnier than Rachel and Ross trying to come on the same page for their baby’s name. Although Ruth was kinda cute, what Rachel says is surely the first thing everyone thought. Of course, Emma is the perfect name for their cute little girl, but this moment was a hilarious comeback from Rachel.
Decision Making Is Hard
“I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it’s all my fault! And you know why because I make very bad decisions.”
Rachel was angry with Ross when she gets back from her solo trip to Greece, but blames herself. And she says what most of humanity was thinking about her decision. Rachel is always relatable when it comes to adulting.
The Phone Hang Up
Ross: (on the phone) “No, you hang up… no you, you!”(Rachel grabs the phone and ends the call)Rachel: “I’m sorry, I thought you were talking to me.”
When the romantic couple is trying to hang up the phone without actually doing it, everyone has had that moment where they just want to take it and actually do it for them. And, Rachel did exactly what anyone else would. However, it was hilarious because Rachel was all sassy about Julie and Ross.